Sunday, August 12, 2007

fastest thing in the world

4 men were asked: what is the fastest thing in the world?

German says THOUGHT,

American says BLINK OF AN EYE,

Aussie says LIGHT SWITCH,

d Pinoy says DIARRHEA! "Lit mi eksplin, he says, dis murning, i hab istumak eek, i run to di tuylet but bipur i kud tink, blenk, or iben tarn un di lyt swits, oww, syet dir en my pants oredi!"


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