Inday goes bold

1 day, Katrina Halili bought a copy of FHM to c f shes stil #1. After reading it, tinapon nya ang mag sabay sigaw:




"Punyeta!!! Sino c INDAY?!"

don't text me, k?

I will be out of the country starting tomorrow for an overseas engagement. It would be appreciated if you would refrain from sending me forwarded messages until i come back, since I am on roaming and it costs Php 10.00 to receive each message. Thanks.

-text ni Inday kina Dodong at Manang bago siya umalis papuntang america

coming to america

Sa U.S. Embassy -

CONSUL: Why do you want to go to the U.S.?

AMO: To truhvel, to bisit frenz and fly the hurplane.

CONSUL: Denied!!! and you? (tanong kay inday)

INDAY: For life is a never ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that i tender my great intent of actualizing a trans-Pacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom..

CONSUL: Lifetime multiple entry visa granted!

AMO: Potah ka INDAY!

professional growth

Do not limit me to the 4 corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.

-Inday, nagrereklamo dahil ayaw isama sa enchanted kingdom

terpsichore?!

The item in question is a childish representation of a prehistoric omnivore; purplish and with skills that include vocal calisthenics and terpsichore. It is also often mistaken for an engorged male sex organ.

-Inday, nasa toy store naghahanap ng barney

iodized salt! iodized salt! iodized salt tayo!

"ang itlog ay lulutang s baso pg may asin at lulubog kng wla, 2laran ang asin na ngpapalutang, ang taong matabang ay nakalulubog"

-Kuya Kim Atienza

p1 & p2

2 pipi naguusap -

PIPI1:
PIPI2:


PIPI1:


PIPI2:



PIPI1:

PIPI2:
PIPI1:


PIPI2:


PIPI1:


PIPI2:

PIPI1:
PIPI2:

Nkklngkot no? Nagaway cla. Sayang ung frndship! :(

is your water filtered?

s isang liblib n baryo-

BISITA:
Tatang, naiinom po b ung tubig d2?




TATANG:
Nasa'yo yn anak...




...kng gus2 m0ng nguyain, ayus lng. :)

get dat bol!

While it is indeed a thrill to watch two rival schools battle it out on the hardcourt, basketball does not define the greatness of either school.

-Inday, nakikisawsaw sa Ateneo-La Salle rivalry

trulalu o eklavu?

1. Trulalu
2. Eklavu
3. Eklavu
4. Trulalu
5. Eklavu
6. Trulalu
7. Trulalu
8. Eklavu
9. Trulalu
10. Trulalu

- batang bading nagsasagot ng true or false quiz

magSEXercise tayo tuwing umaga!

Sex Calorie Counter -

Lying: down: 90cal,
Standing up: 492cal,
Dog style: 426cal,
2nd round: 824cal,
Dresing up aftr sex while wife knocks at d door: 5000cal! :)

bakit hinugasan ni magdalena ang mga paa ni kristo?

Judas: Anong gimik yang hinuhugasan pa ni Magdalena and paa ni Bosing?

Pedro: Wag ka nga makialam! Drating ang araw..




ttwagn nla yang..




"FOOT SPA!" :)

anak vs aso

INA: anak! bat ba kanina pa masama tingin mo sa aso?




ANAK: e sya naman po nagsimula e!

sensitive si anak

1st day n school..

MOM 2 TEACHER: Very sensitive ang anak ko. Kung kailangan nyo syang disiplinahin, sampalin nyo lang yung...




...KATABI NIYA, mttkot na yun.

kutis ni inday

Amo1: Inday, ano gamit mo sa katawan? Ang kinis mo kasi eh!

Amo2: Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya no?

Amo1: Baka naman kalamansi?




Inday: No!




"ONLY BELO TOUCHES MY SKIN! WHO TOUCHES YOURS?"




Lufeet ni inday!

inday vs ederlyn

Ederlyn: ikw b ang inday na cnsb nla? At cno k pra i2ld s akn ang yong ksikatan ngayong akoy na3himik na?Wla kang krapatan pra pantayan ako! Hayop ka!

Inday: My apologies. But the fact is, your glory days are over, my friend. I find it somewhat ridiculous that you persist in inviting people to come to your party that never existed. You are beginning to get on my nerves, Ederlyn. Damn you! Damn you, Bitch!

Ederlyn: *biglang nag nosebleed*

akyat bahay gang

Police interrogating 2 criminals -

P: Saan ka nakatira?

Criminal1: Wala po akong permanent adress.

P: Eh ikaw? San ka nakatira?

Criminal2: Kapitbahay ko po siya.

numbers trivia

Did you know that if you spell the numbers 1 to 999, not once will you write the letter A?...




It only appears once you reach 1000...




uyy! magbibilang! :p

professional dignity

As much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession...




-Inday, tumatangging mkipagtsismisan sa katulong ng kpitbahay

talasalitaan: x-rated edition

Pinoy Talasalitaan:

KALMOT- haplos ng nasasarapan

DAKMA- hawak ng sobra s pagnanasa

DAHAS- pwersang pakiusap sa maarteng kausap

GAHASA- romansang walang ligawan

BATI- pagroromansa s sarili s pamamagtan ng kamay

MAHAL- damdaming nakabubuntis

OH- sarap na pinipigil-pigil

OOH- sarap na di mapigil-pigil

OOOHHH- sarap na sarap na d papipigil

HAHAHAHA- tawa ng manyakis na nagbabasa

i'm so uhaw, as in!

A thirsty city girl went to a remote barrio -

Girl: saan galing your water?

Matanda: sa ilog, iha.

Girl: ha? dini-drink nyo po yan?

Matanda: duh?! alangan namang i-CHEW namen ryt?!

1+1, 2+2...

Teacher: Juan, 1+3?

Juan: Hmm, 4 po mam!

Teacher: Very good! O ikaw naman Pedro, 3+1?

Pedro: Ayan na! Ayan na! Put*ngina pag ung mahirap sakin!

ano daw?

sa buhay natin dpat patas ang laban!

pag inano ka, anuhin mo din!

pag ayaw magpaano, wag ka din papaano.

pro syempre, pgdating sa anuhan,

pgbigyan mo na lalo na kung minsan lng,

kesa nman iba pa ang anuhin nya.

kaw din..

bka isang araw gus2 mo na ng ano pero wla ng aano sayo! ano?

Gud day na nga lang!

i'll take "churva" for 1000, alex

MS. GAY PAGEANT

HOST: how can we uplift our economy today eventho wer in crisis?

GAY: (namutla) mga bakla... kla ko ba ms gay to? QUIZBEE pla! kaloka! :)

wish ko lang

May isang panget n bbae n humiling sa knyang gwapong FairyGodFather -

Keka: may mapa ako d2 ng america, dlhin moko dun para matagpuan ang aking prince charming.

FGF: d pwede! dito lang gumagna powers ko!

Keka: o sige, maging mortal ka nalang at pakasalan ako.

FGF: patingin nga ulit ng put*nginang mapang yan at bka magawan ng paraan!

bugtong bakla

Titser: Juan, kung ako'y asawa ng tatay, nagsilang s mga anak, at ang twag nila skin ay ilaw ng tahanan, ako ay isang?..




Juan: Bakla, sir! Isang ambisyosang bakla!

bisaya ka man, 'day?

May isang taong pmapatay sa mga bisaya. Nbalitaan i2 nila inday, marites at teresa.

Isang araw, nakita ng killer c inday. Tanong nya: "bisaya k ba?" "HENDI!" ang sagot ni inday. PATAY.

Ngpraktis ngayon cna teresa at marites, "HINDE, HINDE!" Tapos nakita naman ng killer c teresa. "Bisaya k b?" "HINDE!" "Anung pangaln mo?" "TIRISA." PATAY.

Ngprktis ulit si marites, "HINDE, MARITES.." Nakita sya ng kiler. "bisaya k b?" "HINDE" "Ano pangalan mo?" "MARITES!" Umalis ang kiler... at sa tuwa, napacgaw si marites...




"YIS!"

PATAY!

a balanced lyf

alwys maintain a balanced lyf:

b strong
bt nt
rude

humble
bt nt
weak

kind
bt nt
timid

confidnt
bt nt
arrognt




n most of all..




ATTRACTIVE
pro knwari
UNAWARE :)

o, wg mgbuhat ng sariling bangko..
Dpat unaware ka! :)